Ladies don’t have it very easy sometimes, I mean it isn’t easy being this fabulous at the best of times, but let’s be honest there are some things that make our lives more difficult than they’re supposed to be. However we are still absolutely incredible, beautiful and fantastic in so many ways, so what are these problems that we will all understand or may have possibly experienced at some point? Grab a brew and chill out!
1. Period leakage
We have all had it at some point in our lives, constantly worrying whether or not our pad is going to hold up, whether our period has decided that it is going to turn into Niagara Falls, or if our pad/tampon or menstrual cup is going to move. All of these play a massive part in our worry scheme of things.
2. Missing a bit while shaving
This is literally the bane of my life, you feel your legs, all nice and smooth, you’re feeling a million dollars, then you realise you have that tiny line of hair on your leg. Sobs in the corner.
3. Wearing a bra
There is nothing better than letting the ta-ta’s, I mean letting the boobs out of the boob prison is one of the best feeling ever and I hate not wearing a bra and feeling supported!
4. Getting make up on a brand new top
We have all done it, and it is the worst thing ever. You put it on, your make up is literally looking pure perfection, and then there is this line of make up, could be foundation, could be eyeshadow, you don’t know, all you do know is it isn’t supposed to be there.
5. Underwear shopping
I literally hate it, I love wearing lovely cute underwear, especially if they come in a matching set, but because I have giant melons for boobs finding a matching pair can be difficult. It’s like why if you’re over a DD can’t you have the same cute underwear that you do for all the other sizes.
6. Bad hair days
You know when you have a big event to go to, you want to do your hair so it is absolutely perfect, you try to straighten it, curl it, and yet nothing seems to tame the lions mane. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME HAIR?!
7. Boob sweat
Whether you’re working out or you’re out in the summer, boob sweat is everywhere. And the worst bit? If you’re wearing a white shirt. Nothing is more noticeable than when you’re in a white shirt!
8. Not wearing make up and bumping into everyone
We have all done it, we decided to give our skin the break it deserves and then we get what we don’t deserve, to see everyone that we don’t want to with no make up on. What did we do that was so wrong?
9. Clothes shopping
We all have that moment where we find something we like, and it’s not in our size. Or maybe it is in our size but as soon as you put it on it looks nothing like it is supposed to. Or it is a damn crop top. Why can’t we have tops that cover our tummies up? Is it budget cuts?
10. Eating on your period
It literally feels like you could eat your weight in pizza, chocolate, sweets and anything that you could possibly get your hands on. The cravings are real I tell you!
11. Wearing lippy
Now I love lipstick as much as the next person, however, the last thing you want is to go out the door with it on your teeth. You’re looking fantastic in photos you smile and there it is, a line of lipstick. Bane of my life.
12. Decisions on food
I am forever hungry and I mean forever hungry, there isn’t a moment when I’m not hungry, so when my husband goes, oh what do you want for dinner tonight, it is literally like I’m making the biggest decision in the world. Why must you do this to me, it’s so hard to choose!
13. Applying Eyeliner
Oh my god I’m hilarious trying to apply it, I mean getting the perfect cat eye is literally an art form, however, I take it to a whole new level, I take it to looking like a panda level because I’m that brilliant at it.
14. When people take photos of you
You can slay a selfie, however when it comes to other people taking photos you end up hating it because it is completely the wrong angle. Usually when someone else takes a photo of me I have about 500 chins and a wonky eye because I blinked.
Have you got anything to add to this? Have you experienced any of these? Leave your response in the comments!
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